Thursday, July 10, 2008

This may well be the soulution to climate change!

I think we should all start up our cars, turn the airconditioning all the way frosty and then just let them run! It might even be better to roll the windows down cruze around town and yell complements at pretty girls in tight shorts! How cool is that?! I know just one person doing this will not make much difference but what if hundreds of us did?! Pretty soon we would have polar bears in LA! How cool is that?!

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

A Challange

Several times recently I have heard supporters of Senator Obama’s run for the Presidency asked to enumerate his accomplishments. I have yet to hear any one name even one. I have a different question I have asked several Democrats without a coherent answer. Can any one tell me; in what significant way do the proposed policies of Barak Obama differ from the policies practiced by Adolph Hitler.
At first glance this question seems too simple. I have had liberal answers from dismissing the question as silly to sputtering in frustration and swearing. There are too many similarities to enumerate in one entry. I will, I promise, in the near future compare the customary Obama with the historic Hitler.

It could happen.

Today I peer into the dim and distant past… I see myself sitting in front of the television with a cold drink in my hand. I leap up and cheer. I shout exhortations and advice. This is not however a sporting event but a Republican debate. The moderator has asked all the candidates the question. “What will your strategy be against Hillary Clinton in the fall?” None of the candidates had the foresight to mention the possibility that someone other than Senator Clinton would be the eventual Democratic nominee.
Since that time glaciers have come and gone. Tectonic plates have shifted, mountains have washed to the sea, others have risen in their places. In political time eons have indeed passed. Rather than the obvious Giuliani vs. Clinton contest Senators Obama and McCain have been all but anointed.
Almost everyone is assuming that, at their convention, the Democratics are going to nominate a man who’s main experience in life has been as a “community organizer”. It could well be that Senator Obama; this shining messiah has indeed risen through the world of Cook County politics and “liberation theology” unscathed. It is possible. It is also possible that a mighty leprechaun army will take over the world and proclaim me the “Magnificent Flying Monkey of Eternal Turpitude”.
Even I, a political outsider in the outer desert of Arizona have heard rumblings of impending political scandals. Names such as Larry Sinclair, Donald Young and Tony Rezko are being voiced. As I see it if the Clinton campaign has any more dirt on Obama it will come out shortly before the convention. If dirt is coming from the Republican direction it will be a literal and proverbial “October surprise”.